Ana Maria Carmen and Ruben Sanchez sit at a very large elaborate banquet table. Maria sits to the right of God and Ruben sits to her right. They are nibbling on tiny green peppers as they talk. Ruben has a Dos Equis and Maria has a Margarita. God sips champagne.
"My mother said I could not get married until I was five feet tall, so I stood very straight and always wore two-inch heels," Maria said as she shrugged one shoulder. "I married my Ruben in a white muslin dress with a flowing white Mantilla as soon as I was 18. You blessed us with a good life together."
"I was the luckiest man alive for 42 years," Ruben said. "Maria was my beautiful lady."
"Oh no," Maria said, stifling a giggle, "Our daughter, Giselle, is so much prettier than I ever was. She was always your favorite."
"You were a wonderful mother," Ruben said.
"Sometimes I think I loved shoes almost as much as I loved my children," Maria said. The giggle bubbles out. "I taught Elizabeth too well. She spends too much for shoes, and so many. I worry."
"Our sons are good men, good husbands, and good fathers," Ruben said. "You don't have to worry about them."
"They yell at their children so much," Maria said. "And they work such long hours. I wish we could have done better for them."
"You had a lot to overcome," God said. "You had no education, no health insurance, you lived in a dangerous neighborhood. Sadly, prejudice continues, even now."
"I worked three jobs until all the kids were in school," Ruben said. "We lived with Maria's aunt in her big old house for so long she left it to us."
"Do you remember her antimacassars? She was so proud of them," Maria said. "It was so funny. Ruben went around saying something smelled bad." Maria covers her mouth with her fingers as she laughs. "I'm sorry. We're eating. I was embarrassed to admit I knew what they were."
"That smell stuck like smoke. I worked on getting rid of it for years," Ruben said. "Made the house into a nice inheritance for the children. Worth a lot more now than it was then." Ruben's belly jiggles over his big belt buckle as he laughs and pulls at his moustache.
"This is just like Father Texerios said it would be," Maria said. "The food is delicious, family and friends are here, everything is perfect."
"Thank you," God said. "I appreciate your gratitude. I do so love providing this big party, lots of good food and wine. It's too bad those very things are what send so many here before I expect them."
And that's true. To some extent.